Howdy Stranger 🤠
It's-a Me, okpebbs!

"I'm just a guy trynna do some good in the world."

IT'S DANGEROUS OUT THERE! Take this: 🍌

🤙 hit-me-up →

It's what all the cool kids *aren't* doing.

📔 posts →

Read my diary. Please.

📗 bookings →

FREE (or cheap... or really expensive!) "pay-what-you-want" photography session Bookings through Acuity Scheduling.

📸 photos →

Check out all my *cool* photos

📺 my-youtube →

The most boring place on earth. (work-in-progress)

📄 resume →

Hire me... or just view my resume on Indeed.com

🩺 essential-worker-slush-fund →

A quick gumroad powered donation page setup to provide funding for local essential workers.

👩‍🍳 service-worker-slush-fund →

Another gumroad powered donation page but this one is for those working in the service industry.

✊🏿 black-lives-matter-carrd →

blacklivesmatter carrd.

✊🏿 blacklivesmatter.com →

Black Lives Matter Movement official site.

󠀽💯 equal-justice-initiative →

Make Postive Change.

💀 delete-facebook →

If you wanna.

Your mom says: "hello."

[It's both a true statement and a joke.]

🤙🤙🤙

call-me →

like your mom does.

# ! this is the best way to get a hold of me. --- but leave a voice-mail. i screen most of my calls cause my digits are all over the internet. --- also, i have Signal.

text-me →

she does that too.

! this is good too.

email-me →

this is how got that thing she sent me.

my preferred medium of sorts. just wish it supported markdown :D

instagram-me →

yeah you better, cause i'm already in her DMs.

lol: i use this sometimes.

whatsapp-me →

she definitely knows whatsapp.

i never use this, but i get notifications.

tweet-me →

ok, i'm running out of "your-mom-jokes."

i get notifications for this.

facebook-message-me →

this is how i hit up your-grandma.

same. same.

telegram-me →

and babushka.

i turned off notifications for this.

git-me →

when you wanna tell me to stop forking your repository/mom... 😂

doubt i'll see you here.