"YERT-YERT."

[Lemme know what's up?]

🤙🤙🤙

call-me →

like your mom does.

# ! this is the best way to get a hold of me. --- but leave a voice-mail. i screen most of my calls cause my digits are all over the internet. --- also, i have Signal.

text-me →

she does that too.

! this is good too.

email-me →

this is how got that thing she sent me.

my preferred medium of sorts. just wish it supported markdown :D

instagram-me →

yeah you better, cause i'm already in her DMs.

lol: i use this sometimes.

whatsapp-me →

she definitely knows whatsapp.

i never use this, but i get notifications.

tweet-me →

ok, i'm running out of "your-mom-jokes."

i get notifications for this.

facebook-message-me →

this is how i hit up your-grandma.

same. same.

telegram-me →

and babushka.

i turned off notifications for this.

git-me →

when you wanna tell me to stop forking your repository/mom... 😂

doubt i'll see you here.